You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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