oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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