I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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