Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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