Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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