problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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