so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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