would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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