I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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