It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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