We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
