You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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