but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I have aggressive nipples.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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