was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
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For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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