I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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