i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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