i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
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I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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