We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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