In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
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I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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