So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
