I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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