Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
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She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
the raccoons are back...
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