And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
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i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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