So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
it's like iHOP with fire
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
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