Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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