So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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