She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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