You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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