sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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