Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
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some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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