So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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