we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
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