I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I wish i was in the wii world.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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