woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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