Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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