Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Randomize
