so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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