at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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