her vagine was all disorganized.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize
