Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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