Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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