your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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