Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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