We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
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Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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