Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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