Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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