yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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