well you can't waste a boner
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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