: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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