So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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