like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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