But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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