He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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