The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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