At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize