whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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