told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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