The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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