Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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