who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
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He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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